Whatever has led you to pick up this book, quick, look around and be sure none of your friends, relatives or anyone else sees you with it. Do not let on that you're curious, let alone that you're thinking of buying it. This book has zero redeeming qualities. Nada, nilch, zippo. Just bringing it to the register will raise eyebrows, much like a teenager buying protection for the first time, or worse yet, a married woman buying a Kama Sutra book. But for goodness sakes, don't steal it merely to avoid the embarrassment because it will only mean Hell to pay for all three of us; you, me and Chico.