National Lampoon introduces self-help for the selfish helpless! "HELP!!!" is a book for the boomerange generation, where 20 and 30-somethings gladly live with their parents until they are threatened to leave with a shotgun or their parents just simply wither and die. Learn about how to bridge to your inheritance, appear "relatively thinnish," and stay in college as long as possible with the 7-year-plan. It's as practical as it is irreverent, and makes a great gift for the aspiring loser in your life/basement.