100% Blonde Jokes: The Best Dumb, Funny, Clean, Short and Long Blonde Jokes Book

100% Blonde Jokes: The Best Dumb, Funny, Clean, Short and Long Blonde Jokes Book (Paperback)

By R Cristi 
R 663
Publisher: Psylon Press
Edition: Paperback
Language: English
ISBN: 0986600415
EAN: 9780986600418
No. of Units: 1
No. of Pages: 103
Publish Date: 2010-4-22
Binding: Paperback
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Simply, the best blonde jokes ever Here are some random jokes from the book:

Two blonds are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blonds leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"

The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."

Hearing this, the other blond leans inside, smiles, and twitters: "Will it take ME?"

***

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.

She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

***

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"

***

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

***

A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?"

"Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured.

Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.

***

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father?"

***

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."

The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

***

A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked.

Replied the woman, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it."

Asked the cop "Did you drop it right here?"

"No," responded the blonde, "I dropped it about a block away, but the light's better here."

***

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry, she opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."

The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next."

***

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump "

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor "

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

***

A blonde was telling a priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "Do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

***

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve "

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Specification

Title: 100% Blonde Jokes: The Best Dumb, Funny, Clean, Short and Long Blonde Jokes Book
Publisher: Psylon Press
Author: R Cristi
Edition: Paperback
Language: English
ISBN: 0986600415
EAN: 9780986600418
No. of Units: 1
No. of Pages: 103
Publish Date: 2010-4-22
Binding: Paperback

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